Mominem go to Necie's neck o' the woods from time to time and go to flea markets and mom brings back (Charly help me if I misspell) tschotchkes, Yiddish for knick-knacks...
So she comes back with a naked mermaid holding a seashell. The vendor gives her fake pearls for the shell.
Mominem: Rick, would you paint some nipples on her?
Mominem: Rick, please?
Me: No. Are you kidding me with this? I will not paint nipples on your mermaid!
here's what she looked like when brought home. (notice the pony tail holder - she came with that, honest!)
Ok, so cut to tonight, and I've seen this mermaid for weeks.
I suddenly get inspired!
(ps, the sheepskin rug probably helped with the inspiration - new present I got for me btw)
So here's what I figured she needed:
I am counting the days until mom notices - anyone want to place bets?