Tuesday, March 17, 2009

You have to swear not to tell mominem!

Backstory:

Mominem go to Necie's neck o' the woods from time to time and go to flea markets and mom brings back (Charly help me if I misspell) tschotchkes, Yiddish for knick-knacks...

So she comes back with a naked mermaid holding a seashell. The vendor gives her fake pearls for the shell.

Mominem: Rick, would you paint some nipples on her?

Me: No.

Mominem: Rick, please?

Me: No. Are you kidding me with this? I will not paint nipples on your mermaid!


here's what she looked like when brought home. (notice the pony tail holder - she came with that, honest!)




Ok, so cut to tonight, and I've seen this mermaid for weeks.

I suddenly get inspired!

(ps, the sheepskin rug probably helped with the inspiration - new present I got for me btw)

So here's what I figured she needed:



I am counting the days until mom notices - anyone want to place bets?