Tuesday, March 17, 2009

You have to swear not to tell mominem!


Mominem go to Necie's neck o' the woods from time to time and go to flea markets and mom brings back (Charly help me if I misspell) tschotchkes, Yiddish for knick-knacks...

So she comes back with a naked mermaid holding a seashell. The vendor gives her fake pearls for the shell.

Mominem: Rick, would you paint some nipples on her?

Me: No.

Mominem: Rick, please?

Me: No. Are you kidding me with this? I will not paint nipples on your mermaid!

here's what she looked like when brought home. (notice the pony tail holder - she came with that, honest!)

Ok, so cut to tonight, and I've seen this mermaid for weeks.

I suddenly get inspired!

(ps, the sheepskin rug probably helped with the inspiration - new present I got for me btw)

So here's what I figured she needed:

I am counting the days until mom notices - anyone want to place bets?

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