So since I can't drive to work, daddy is my carpool buddy.
we drive down a highway by the house which is riddled with honkey tonks.
The Saloon is now:
The South Houston Funeral Home.
No freaking joke! The place still has the horse posts out front! I want to have my funeral there - they'd better play old country and western music!
Random thought that made daddy mad:
me: Dad, do you have stud finder? The battery in mine is dead.
me: I want to see if it can find the screws in my leg - the magnets didn't work.
Daddy: Dammit Richard, stop F*cking with your leg!
me: I just want to see!
I do wonder why magnets didn't work. Tomorrow I'm trying stronger magnets...